On Sunday, November 11th James P. Connolly presents the 3rd Annual Veteran’s Day Benefit Comedy Show, “Cocktails & Camouflage”, at Flappers Comedy Club. The event will raise funds for the Veterans in Film & Television. VFT is a networking organization that unites current and former members of the military working in film and television and offers the entertainment industry the opportunity to connect with and hire veterans.

The show features some of the funniest comedians in Southern California, many of whom served in the US forces: Greg Hahn (Comedy Central, Conan O'Brien. USMC), Laurie Kilmartin (Last Comic Standing, Conan), Mark Valley (Boston Legal, Body of Proof, Army), PJ Walsh (Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Navy), Byron Bowers (Comedy Central, Adult Swim), Dana Eagle (Craig Ferguson), plus Special Guests & hosted by James P. Connolly (Sirius/XM Radio, USMC).

Sunday November 11th Showtime 7PM 

Flappers Comedy Club 

102 E. Magnolia Blvd Burbank, CA 91502 

Tickets $20 - Buy Online: http://www.h2f.net/h2fnew/index.phppg=showdetail_page&meetid=014c517228c18c8&id=8526 

or you can call 818-845-9721 

 Last year we had great success offering supporters across the country the opportunity to help our cause, even though they could not attend. So this year we are offering the all-new Buy A Ticket for a Veteran. Simply click on the Special Offer link below and buy a Ticket for a Veteran to Attend the show for only $20! You purchase the tickets directly through Flappers Comedy Club and we will ensure it gets to a Veteran!

I sincerely appreciate the support for this growing Annual event. It is my hope to continually bring awareness and funding to Veteran Organizations as a way of saying Thank You for the service and sacrifices made by so many and their families.


Semper Fi,

James P. Connolly
Capt. USMC ret.
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2008: Predictable Resolutions

I think people love the word “resolution” because it actually sounds like you just might do something. Let’s call New Year’s Resolutions what they really are; a list of “who I wish I was but know damn well I won’t be by the end of January.”

This year my resolutions are bullet proof. I have created an impenetrable list of success. For 2008…I lay down my gauntlet.

Resolutions:

1 To be a better man.

2 To write my own definition of the word “better”, making the man I currently am good enough.

3 In the event that I fail to live up to the new version of the word “better”, I reserve the right to compare myself to a “lesser” man.

4 If a “lesser” man does not exist, I will redefine the word “lesser”, so that “any” man is someone I can be “better” than.

5 If all resolutions fail to come true, I will live among the animals making me the “only” man and undisputed holder of the “better” man title.

6 Should I be challenged by an “ape-man” of unusual intelligence, I hereby entitle myself to settle all disputes through “opposable thumb wrestling” or a “who doesn’t throw their feces” competition.

7 To come up with at least 7 resolutions.

8 To exceed my expectations.


**All resolutions are subject to revision without notice.

JPC

The Perfect Holiday Gift...

You know what makes a great gift for the Holidays…my CD “The Master Plan”.
Statistics clearly show it is still the #1 Comedy CD in America…when not compared to other CD’s. Last Holiday season I sold out completely, so I am ready this year. I stocked 2. It is always better to give than to receive and the more you give the more I receive. Isn’t that what the Holidays are all about?

And because TIS THE SEASON I promise to autograph each and every CD and do my part to raise the market value by:
(a) Becoming grotesquely famous so even my excrement is routinely sold on eBay or
(b) Dying freakishly and ending up on E! True Hollywood Story (or its local cable access equivalent).

Link to the “Special Holiday Edition” CD

Many of you are saying James P., I already have a copy of “The Master Plan”. Why should I purchase a new one? First, your questioning of my CD is a violation of the original purchase (check the fine print) Secondly, this will be a “Special Holiday Edition”, in that I will write the words “Special Holiday Edition” on the CD itself. To make this an even more enticing offer, I pledge never to write those words anywhere ever again.
What other comedian will make that commitment? How many others can actually write?

An even more lucrative link to the “Special Holiday Edition” CD

But James P., while I am dually impressed with your penmanship skills that clearly elevate you above the monkey (except maybe the one that talks or has superior memory skills), what if I buy the CD and I am not completely satisfied? Good question. Better answer. Statistics also show (hold on while I finish fabricating these statistics) that lack of satisfaction in YOUR life cannot be directly attributed to my CD! Things that can be: loss of 5mm of CD storage space. So before you go dumping your Mommy issues on my CD, I think you need to check in with your Holiday spirit. My Holiday spirit is Jack Daniels. I checked in several hours ago.

What’s that Jack Daniels bottle? YOU want 5 copies of the “Special Holiday Edition” CD?
Time to restock the shelves!

JPC

The most linkiest of all the links to the “Special Holiday Edition” CD