tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34283032869079296802024-03-13T13:42:21.245-07:00James P. Connolly - Fumes of ThoughtMusings from the mind of comedian James P. Connolly.James P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-41542670243730224082014-10-02T12:00:00.000-07:002014-10-24T11:22:09.265-07:00<div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 3.0pt; text-align: center;">
<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13.0pt;">JAMES P. CONNOLLY PRESENTS 5<sup>th</sup> ANNUAL VETERANS DAY COMEDY
BENEFIT FOR THOSE WHO SERVED<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">‘Cocktails & Camouflage” raises money for Veterans in Film &
Television.<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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Burbank, Calif. — On Sunday,
November 6<sup>th</sup> former Marine turned comedian <span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">James P. Connolly
presents</span> the 5th Annual Veteran’s Day Benefit Comedy
Show, <i>“Cocktails & Camouflage”</i>, at Flappers Comedy Club, in
Burbank CA. The event will raise funds for the Veterans in Film &
Television (VFT). VFT is a non-profit networking organization that unites
current and former members of the military working in film and television and
offers the entertainment industry the opportunity to connect with and hire
veterans.<o:p></o:p></div>
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The show features a line-up of
top-notch comedians including legendary KLOS radio DJ <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Frazer Smith</i></b>, Vietnam
Veteran <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Blake Clark </i></b><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">(Home
Improvement, many Adam Sandler movies)<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">, Jimmy
Brogan (</b>former Head Writer for Tonight Show with Jay Leno)<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> Dwayne Perkins </b></i>(Conan), <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Dana
Eagle</i></b> (Last Comic Standing Semi Finalist), <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Joshua "Beat Boxer"
Silverstein </i></b><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">(TED Talks<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">)</b></i>, <i><b>Mark</b></i> <i><b>Eddie</b></i> (Rock n Roll Comedian) with Special Guests & hosted
by <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">James
P. Connolly</i></b> (Sirius/XM Radio).<o:p></o:p></div>
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Created and operated by
veterans, VFT was founded in 2011 by Operation Iraqi Freedom Combat veterans:
former Marine turned Actor/Author <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Mike Dowling</i></b> and former Soldier
turned Director/Producer <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Kyle Hausmann-Stokes</i></b>. It is a
resource for the film/TV industry to find and hire veterans and also a place
for veterans who work, or aspire to work, in film/TV to interact with, support,
and learn from each other. In 2013, VFT NY was launched commencing their East
Coast expansion and the opportunity to partner with such prestigious
organizations as the <u>Got Your Six</u> campaign (<a href="http://www.gotyour6.org/">www.gotyour6.org</a>) and the <u>Easter
Seals</u> (<span style="color: #3366ff;"><a href="http://www.easterseals.com/"><span style="color: #3366ff;">www.easterseals.com</span></a></span>).
To learn more about VFT go to <a href="http://www.vftla.org/">www.vftla.org</a>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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A Desert Storm Veteran himself,
Event Producer Connolly attended Harvard University on a Marine Corps ROTC
scholarship. In addition to appearing in television, commercials and
independent films, he is recognized as one of the most-played comedians on
SiriusXM’s comedy channels, a regular guest on the nationally syndicated Bob
& Tom Radio Show and has made multiple trips overseas to entertain the
troops.<o:p></o:p></div>
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“People always tell me ‘Don’t
take this the wrong way, but you don’t look anything like a Marine.’ said
Connolly. “Of course I don’t look like a Marine! Because that’s exactly what
the enemy would be expecting me to look like!”<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Cocktails
& Camouflage</i>” begins at 7 p.m. on Nov 6th at Flappers Comedy Club (<a href="http://www.flapperscomedy.com/">www.flapperscomedy.com</a>) in Burbank.
Tickets are $20 each, which includes dinner and door prizes. Those who cannot
attend but would like to support the cause can <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Become a Sponsor</i></b> or <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Send
A Service Member or Veteran</i></b> to the show by making a donation to the
secure PayPal account, which can be accessed on the event’s website <a href="http://www.jamespconnollypresents.com./">www.jamespconnollypresents.com.</a><o:p></o:p></div>
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James P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-23616717945222168742014-07-17T12:34:00.001-07:002014-07-17T12:34:36.340-07:00It has been awhile since I have performed in the San Diego area. I used to live in the greater San Diego area when I was stationed at Camp Pendleton in the 90's. I was a Karaoke Host in San Diego before I started Stand Up Comedy. Even now when I hear a "pitchy" singer on The Voice I have flashbacks to the days of listening to a delusional "almost singer" belting out their anthem to the unhappy patrons of a Benihana. For the record, nothing upsets the digestion of Sushi like the horrible rendition of "I Will Survive".<br />
Now I can return with my head held high as I am performing at the <b>NEW Laugh Factory</b> inside the <b>Hotel Del Coronado</b> with the very funny Jeremy Hotz. As a nod to the military personnel stationed in the area, there will be discounts for Active Duty Servicemembers. So come on out and laugh and be thankful that no one will be drunk singing a tune from the 80's. Unless of course, we retire to the bar after the show.....<br />
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<b>And a fine Veterans Day it was....</b><br />
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Just wanted to say THANK YOU to all the folks that came out to make the 4th Annual <b>“Cocktails & Camouflage” Veterans Day Comedy Benefit</b> this past Sunday. Special thanks to <b>Mike Dowling & Karen Kraft</b> of the Veterans in Film & Television, <b>Uncle Joe Benson</b> from 100.3FM The Sound for stopping by to say hello, <b>Flappers Comedy Club</b> Burbank for once again hosting the event and the lovely and talented comedian <b>Dana Eagle</b> for not only Co-Producing the event, but letting us watch video of her in Iraq expertly shooting the sand “next” to a bunch of very safe targets.<br />
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HUGE thanks to all the Comics: <b>Lachlan Patterson, Karen Rontowski, Quinn Dayle, Drew Lynch, Harry Basil</b>, and NBC4's <b>Fritz Coleman</b>!<br />
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To those who came to the show, THANK YOU.<br />
To those who bought tickets for other Veterans to attend THANK YOU. For those of you who missed the event, YOU CAN STILL HELP.<br />
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Go to <a href="http://www.jamespconnollypresents.com/">www.jamespconnollypresents.com</a> and <b>DONATE</b>.<br />
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Any amount will be appreciated. All proceeds will go to the <a href="http://www.vftla.org/" target="_blank">Veterans in Film and Television</a>.<br />
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Look forward to seeing you all there next year!<br />
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Semper Fi,<br />
JPC<br />
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James P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-67292043038415107682013-09-28T20:45:00.001-07:002013-10-02T12:24:17.698-07:00<br />
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<b>JAMES P. CONNOLLY PRESENTS 4th ANNUAL VETERANS DAY COMEDY BENEFIT FOR THOSE WHO SERVED</b></div>
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<i>‘Cocktails & Camouflage” raises money for Veterans in Film & Television.</i></div>
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Burbank, Calif. — On Sunday, November 10th former Marine turned comedian James P. Connolly presents the 4th Annual Veteran’s Day Benefit Comedy Show, <i>“Cocktails & Camouflage”</i>, at Flappers Comedy Club, in Burbank CA. The event will raise funds for the Veterans in Film & Television (VFT). VFT is a non-profit networking organization that unites current and former members of the military working in film and television and offers the entertainment industry the opportunity to connect with and hire veterans.<br />
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The show features a line-up of top-notch comedians including local NBC Weatherman and Award winning Comedian <b><i><a href="http://www.fritzcoleman.com/" target="_blank">Fritz Coleman</a></i></b>, <i><b><a href="http://www.thelaughfactory.com/HarryBasil" target="_blank">Harry “the Movie Guy” Basil</a></b></i> (HBO), <i><b><a href="http://www.karenrontowski.com/" target="_blank">Karen Rontowski</a> </b></i>(Letterman) <i><b><a href="http://www.dwayneperkins.com/" target="_blank">Dwayne Perkins</a></b></i> (Conan), <i><b><a href="http://www.lachlanpeterson.com/" target="_blank">Lachlan Patterson</a></b></i> (Tosh.0), <b><i><a href="http://www.drewlynch.com/" target="_blank">Drew Lynch</a></i></b> (opener for Bo Burnham) plus Special Guests & hosted by <i><b><a href="http://www.jamespconnolly.tv/" target="_blank">James P. Connolly</a></b></i> (Sirius/XM Radio).<br />
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Created and operated by veterans, VFT was founded in 2012 by Operation Iraqi Freedom Combat veterans: former Marine turned Actor/Author Mike Dowling and former Soldier turned Director/Producer Kyle Hausmann-Stokes. It is a resource for the film/TV industry to find and hire veterans and also a place for veterans who work, or aspire to work, in film/TV to interact with, support, and learn from each other. This year the VFT has expanded to the East Coast with the launch of VFT NY and has partnered with such distinguished organizations as the <i><u>Got Your Six</u></i> campaign (<a href="http://www.gotyour6.org/">www.gotyour6.org</a>) and the <i><u>Easter Seals</u></i> (<a href="http://www.easterseals.com/">www.easterseals.com</a>) To learn more about VFT go to <a href="http://www.vftla.org/">www.vftla.org</a>.<br />
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A Desert Storm Veteran himself, Event Producer Connolly attended Harvard University on a Marine Corps ROTC scholarship. In addition to appearing in television, commercials and independent films, he is recognized as one of the most-played comedians on SiriusXM’s comedy channels, a regular guest on the nationally syndicated Bob & Tom Radio Show and has made multiple trips overseas to entertain the troops.<br />
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“People always tell me ‘Don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t look anything like a Marine.’ said Connolly. “Of course I don’t look like a Marine! Because that’s exactly what the enemy would be expecting me to look like!”<br />
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<i>“Cocktails & Camouflage”</i> begins at <b>7 p.m. on Nov 10th at Flappers Comedy Club </b>(<a href="http://www.flapperscomedy.com/">www.flapperscomedy.com</a>) in Burbank. Tickets are $20 each. Those who cannot attend but would like to support the cause can Become a Sponsor or Send A Service Member or Veteran to the show by making a donation to the secure PayPal account, which can be accessed on the event’s website <a href="http://www.jamespconnollypresents.com/">www.jamespconnollypresents.com</a>.<br />
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To purchase tickets: <a href="http://www.jamespconnollypresents.com/">www.jamespconnollypresents.com</a><br />
To find out more about James P. Connolly go to: <a href="http://www.jamespconnolly.tv/">www.jamespconnolly.tv</a><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13.0pt;">JAMES P. CONNOLLY, MARINE TURNED COMEDIAN, HEADLINES IRVINE IMPROV BENEFIT
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IRVINE, Calif. — Comedian and
former U.S. Marine James P. Connolly will headline the upcoming “Operation
Semper Funny” benefit show at the Irvine Improv Comedy Club July 29. The show’s
proceeds will go toward the Dana Point 5<sup>th</sup> Marine Regiment Support
Group and include dinner, door prizes and a silent auction. A 5<sup>th</sup>
Marine Desert Storm veteran himself, Connolly is thrilled to support the cause
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“I got my start in comedy as a
U.S. Marine during Operation Desert Storm in the early 1990s,” said Connolly. “My
Commanding Officer asked me to write him one liners for a dinner roast of all
the Officers in the Battalion. Of course, when a Colonel “asks” you to do
something, consider it an order! I may be the only person who started a comedy
career with a lawful command to do so!”<o:p></o:p></div>
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Prior to Desert Storm, Connolly
attended Harvard University on a Marine Corps ROTC scholarship. In addition to appearing
in television, commercials and independent films, he is recognized as one of
the most-played comedians on SiriusXM’s comedy channels and a regular guest on
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James has made multiple trips
overseas to entertain the troops, including entertaining his former unit, 3<sup>rd</sup>
Battalion, 5<sup>th</sup> Marines in Iraq following the Battle of Fallujah in
2004. He also produces an annual Veterans
Day Comedy Benefit show in Burbank, raising money for Veterans causes.<o:p></o:p></div>
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The Dana Point 5<sup>th</sup>
Marine Regiment Support Group formed in 2004 with the goal of reaching out to
Marines and sailors and their families. In 2008, it became fully operational
and has continued to pursue its mission through care packages, sponsoring
events for expectant mothers, gathering food for families and arranging
financial resources for troops. Many members of the 5<sup>th</sup> Marines have
recently returned to the area after nearly a decade of deployments in Iraq and
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“People always tell me ‘Don’t
take this the wrong way, but you don’t look anything like a Marine.’ said
Connolly. “Of course I don’t look like a Marine! Because that’s exactly what
the enemy would be expecting me to look like!”<o:p></o:p></div>
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“Operation Semper Funny” begins
at 6 p.m. on July 29 at the Irvine Improv. Tickets are $35 each, which includes
dinner and door prizes. Other comedians include: Tom Riehl, Ron J. Ruhman,
Julie Kidd and Billy Houston. Those who cannot attend but would like to support
the cause are encouraged to sponsor a Marine and his or her spouse by making a
donation to the secure PayPal account, which can be accessed on the event’s
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To learn more, visit <a href="http://danapoint5thmarines.com/semper-funny">http://danapoint5thmarines.com/semper-funny</a>.
To find out more about James P. Connolly’s upcoming appearance visit
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On Sunday, November 11th James P. Connolly presents the 3rd Annual <i><b>Veteran’s Day Benefit Comedy Show</b></i>, “Cocktails & Camouflage”, at Flappers Comedy Club. The event will raise funds for the Veterans in Film & Television. VFT is a networking organization that unites current and former members of the military working in film and television and offers the entertainment industry the opportunity to connect with and hire veterans.<br />
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The show features some of the funniest comedians in Southern California, many of whom served in the US forces: <i><b>Greg Hahn</b></i> (Comedy Central, Conan O'Brien. <u><i>USMC</i></u>), <i><b>Laurie Kilmartin</b></i> (Last Comic Standing, Conan), <i><b>Mark Valley</b></i> (Boston Legal, Body of Proof, <u><i>Army</i></u>), <i><b>PJ Walsh</b></i> (Blue Collar Comedy Tour, <u><i>Navy</i></u>), <i><b>Byron Bowers</b></i> (Comedy Central, Adult Swim), <i><b>Dana Eagle</b></i> (Craig Ferguson), plus Special Guests & hosted by <i><b>James P. Connolly</b></i> (Sirius/XM Radio, <u><i>USMC</i></u>).<br />
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Showtime 7PM </b></span></div>
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Last year we had great success offering supporters across the country the opportunity to help our cause, even though they could not attend. So this year we are offering the all-new <b>Buy A Ticket for a Veteran</b>. Simply click on the Special Offer link below and buy a Ticket for a <b><u>Veteran to Attend</u></b> the show for only $20! You purchase the tickets directly through Flappers Comedy Club and we will ensure it gets to a Veteran!<br />
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I sincerely appreciate the support for this growing Annual event. It is my hope to continually bring awareness and funding to Veteran Organizations as a way of saying Thank You for the service and sacrifices made by so many and their families.<br />
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Semper Fi,<br />
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James P. Connolly<br />
Capt. USMC ret.<br />
Follow us on Twitter @jpcpresentsJames P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-70115471710122938382009-10-30T13:24:00.000-07:002009-10-30T13:27:50.421-07:006 degrees of Balloon BoyI actually do know the Heene family. I worked with them on several occasions when they ran a video editing business in Los Angeles. I remember one conversation in particular. At the time it meant nothing to me, but in retrospect it was filled with subtle clues.<br /><br />I walked in to their editing offices holding a shiny silver mylar balloon shaped like a muffin top, as I had done on several occasions before. I handed the balloon to Mayumi and she tied it to Falcon’s stroller. Richard and I began our usual banter: <br /><br />Me: “Some pretty amazing weather we’re having, huh?”<br /><br />Richard: “I have discovered the secret of anti-gravity in the cyclonic action of tornadoes. I am going to put my children in the center of one to test my theory.”<br /><br />Me: “Touche’!”<br /><br />Suddenly, the balloon began to come loose. Falcon crawled out of the stroller and into a box marked “in case of hoax”.<br /><br />I said, “Isn’t that cute?” <br /><br />Richard screamed, “Mayumi! You didn’t tie the f*#@ing balloon!!!”<br /><br />I asked the Heenes why they decided to have a third child, and Richard said it was because the oldest two would be too large to hide in the attic. When I pressed why would the kids hide in the attic, the Heenes all threw up on me. After I demanded they stop throwing up on me, they ran to hide in the attic. Informing them there was no attic in the building, the Heenes began to vomit on each other. When their dry heaves ran silent, Richard apologized and offered to swap me his wife, but asked if he could yell at her and kicked something first.<br /><br />I said, “If you do…I will call the police and local news on you!”<br /><br />“You’d do that for me?” he whispered.<br /><br />NOTE: Congratulations to the Heene’s hometown on their brand new revenue stream: "Welcome to Fort Collins. Home of the Balloon Boy Incident."James P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-77070325505092551472008-07-22T08:54:00.000-07:002008-07-22T08:56:26.183-07:00Psoas I was saying…<span style="font-style:italic;">Psoas muscle: (SO-az) either of two muscles of the abdomen and pelvis that flex the trunk and rotate the thigh</span><br /><br />I have a Psoas muscle. I never knew I had a Psoas muscle until it attempted to relocate my hamstring through my tailbone. I am lying flat on my back right now grimacing to the beat of involuntary internal contortion. For those of you not familiar with the mighty Psoas, it and the hamstring perform the muscular “alley oop” of the lower body. Medically speaking, I suffer from an excess of “oop”. Now I wake up in surprise positions that look like hieroglyphics. <br /><br />The usual suspects have chimed in their 2 cents. <span style="font-style:italic;">Go See A Doctor!</span> Normally, I would. But sadly, little is known about the human spine. Most of it is made up of chalk held together by a viscous slime similar to a raw oyster. (Note: like the oyster, spinal gelatin is a powerful aphrodisiac) While it seems to be a very pliable, responsive system, the spinal column is actually a rigid mechanism with a finite number of pre-determined moves, and when you have completed your moves…you die. Those of you thinking this argument is not supported by medical fact are 100% correct. It was taken from the Underwriters Handbook of my Health Care Provider.<br /><br />The Psoas must be important. An online video Pilates instructor specializing in “pole dancing” conditioning vouches for its value. So in this era of medical advances, let us not mourn the lack of funding for mankind’s ailments. Let us instead turn to the “medicine of mob rule” on the Internet. All of life’s problems can be healed through “stripper-centric wellness” programs available on You Tube.<br /><br />So while I develop carpet burn from fidgeting on the living room floor in search of temporary spinal nirvana, I offer you this Blog.<br />On behalf of my self and my tirelessly twitching Psoas muscle currently performing a salsa number on my sacrum, I must crawl away.<br /><br />JPCJames P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-56922574800394423802008-05-20T09:36:00.000-07:002008-05-20T09:42:33.653-07:00Thanko De MayoI don’t do this for the awards and accolades. It’s not about the ego stroke or the gut feeling that you think more of me than you do yourself. It’s not about that.<br />But occasionally some award comes along that makes me stop and take notice. <br /><br />So I would personally like to thank <u>YOU</u>. I don’t know who <u>YOU</u> are, but <u>YOU</u> know who you are. And on the off chance that you have no idea who <u>YOU</u> really are, maybe this could be <u>YOU</u>?<br /><br />Without people like <u>YOU</u>, I would not be here today, proudly claiming my honor as the 4th Most Perfect Comic for the 95.5 FM KLOS Cinco de Mayo Five O'Clock Funnies on air poll.<br /><br /><u>YOU</u> took the time to sing my praises. <u>YOU</u> made the effort. <u>YOU</u> overlooked my 50% less than Hispanic side and said, “No me importa”.<br /><br />The results:<br /><br />George Lopez 25 votes<br />Paul Rodriguez 15<br />Gabriel Iglesias 15<br />James P. Connolly 1- (That would be <u><span style="font-style:italic;">YOU</span></u>!)<br /><br />So thank <u>YOU</u>! Not to be pushy, but maybe next time you could call in with a friend.<br /><br />Muchas Gracias…<br /><br />Don Diego de la ConnollyJames P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-61203745856102118232008-05-08T07:48:00.000-07:002008-05-08T07:55:21.405-07:00Benefit Show May 17th Lake Tahoe IMPROVJust spreading the word about a fantastic benefit show taking place May 17th at Harrah's in South Lake Tahoe.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"Maxed Out Laughter"</span> sponsored by the Lake Tahoe IMPROV<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">May 17th 7:30PM<br />Harrah's Lake Tahoe - South Shore Room</span><br /><br />For ticket info go to: <a href="http://www.southshoreroom.com">www.southshoreroom.com</a> <br /><br />Proceeds for the event go to help veteran comedian Max Alexander who is in need of a kidney and is facing rising medical bills.<br /><br />The show will be in the South Shore Room at Harrah's Lake Tahoe (yeah Elvis has been there)<br />and so far the lineup includes:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Rocky Laporte<br />Scott Henry<br />Mark Pitta<br />James P. Connolly<br />Kat Simmons<br />and always the "Master of the Ceremony" Howie Nave.</span><br /><br />Great Comedy. Great cause. Great place to be on Saturday May 17th!<br /><br />See ya there and spread the word to anybody you know in the Tahoe/Reno/Sacramento area.<br /><br />JPCJames P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-42772654981952390692008-01-07T14:55:00.000-08:002008-01-07T14:58:20.510-08:002008: Predictable ResolutionsI think people love the word “resolution” because it actually sounds like you just might do something. Let’s call New Year’s Resolutions what they really are; a list of “who I wish I was but know damn well I won’t be by the end of January.”<br /><br />This year my resolutions are bullet proof. I have created an impenetrable list of success. For 2008…I lay down my gauntlet.<br /><br />Resolutions:<br /><br />1 To be a better man.<br /><br />2 To write my own definition of the word “better”, making the man I currently am good enough.<br /><br />3 In the event that I fail to live up to the new version of the word “better”, I reserve the right to compare myself to a “lesser” man. <br /> <br />4 If a “lesser” man does not exist, I will redefine the word “lesser”, so that “any” man is someone I can be “better” than.<br /><br />5 If all resolutions fail to come true, I will live among the animals making me the “only” man and undisputed holder of the “better” man title.<br /><br />6 Should I be challenged by an “ape-man” of unusual intelligence, I hereby entitle myself to settle all disputes through “opposable thumb wrestling” or a “who doesn’t throw their feces” competition.<br /><br />7 To come up with at least 7 resolutions.<br /><br />8 To exceed my expectations.<br /><br /><br />**All resolutions are subject to revision without notice.<br /><br />JPCJames P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-88752651286225633852007-12-05T14:31:00.000-08:002007-12-12T19:06:47.648-08:00The Perfect Holiday Gift...You know what makes a great gift for the Holidays…my CD “The Master Plan”.<br />Statistics clearly show it is still the #1 Comedy CD in America…when not compared to other CD’s. Last Holiday season I sold out completely, so I am ready this year. I stocked 2. It is always better to give than to receive and the more you give the more I receive. Isn’t that what the Holidays are all about?<br /><br />And because TIS THE SEASON I promise to autograph each and every CD and do my part to raise the market value by:<br />(a) Becoming grotesquely famous so even my excrement is routinely sold on eBay or <br />(b) Dying freakishly and ending up on E! True Hollywood Story (or its local cable access equivalent).<br /><br /><a href="http://www.jamespconnolly.tv/">Link to the “Special Holiday Edition” CD</a><br /><br />Many of you are saying James P., I already have a copy of “The Master Plan”. Why should I purchase a new one? First, your questioning of my CD is a violation of the original purchase (check the fine print) Secondly, this will be a “Special Holiday Edition”, in that I will write the words “Special Holiday Edition” on the CD itself. To make this an even more enticing offer, I pledge never to write those words anywhere ever again.<br />What other comedian will make that commitment? How many others can actually write?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.jamespconnolly.tv/">An even more lucrative link to the “Special Holiday Edition” CD</a><br /><br />But James P., while I am dually impressed with your penmanship skills that clearly elevate you above the monkey (except maybe the one that talks or has superior memory skills), what if I buy the CD and I am not completely satisfied? Good question. Better answer. Statistics also show (hold on while I finish fabricating these statistics) that lack of satisfaction in YOUR life cannot be directly attributed to my CD! Things that can be: loss of 5mm of CD storage space. So before you go dumping your Mommy issues on my CD, I think you need to check in with your Holiday spirit. My Holiday spirit is Jack Daniels. I checked in several hours ago. <br /><br />What’s that Jack Daniels bottle? YOU want 5 copies of the “Special Holiday Edition” CD?<br />Time to restock the shelves!<br /><br />JPC<br /><br /><a href="http://www.jamespconnolly.tv/">The most linkiest of all the links to the “Special Holiday Edition” CD</a>James P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-44259583163104165292007-11-08T17:34:00.000-08:002007-11-08T17:40:01.107-08:00Bruised, Breathless & Broke: 20 Days in EuropeI was determined not to be the “Ugly American” on this trip. Like most US travelers I relied heavily on the international language of pantomime, slapstick, and the kind of grotesque exaggeration you expect in Community Theater. I came with open arms and a festive spirit to bask in the origins of Western mankind. I returned home bruised, breathless and flat broke.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">PERSONAL SPACE</span><br />Europeans exist within millimeters of each other. Personal space in Europe is like the Hybrid car in America. It is readily available, yet few choose to take advantage of it. <br />Sitting on a bus in Bosnia I was enveloped by a “Euro dry hump clump”, which occurs when the first person to occupy space becomes the center of an unwanted Human Shield. Secret Service doesn’t even move this quickly. If the President wants real protection overseas, just travel with a few personal space-sucking <span style="font-weight:bold;">Euro-magnets</span>. <br /><br />My gripe; at least acknowledge we are inches apart. Give me the courtesy of sharing the awkward moment. Nobody gets to be indifferent and stand so close to me that when I inhale I taste your mustache!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">2ND HAND SMOKE</span><br />From Portugal to Serbia, smoking is still King. Apparently 2nd hand smoke is not a health concern in Europe; it is more of a weather condition. I would like to thank the fine people of the European Union for saving me all the years of smoking and allowing me to move directly to the pre-Emphysema iron lung phase. This way I get the euphoria of “feeling” like a life long smoker, without the nasty sense of responsibility that I am contributing to the death of those around me.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">AMERICAN DOLLAR</span><br />Once considered “fake” money, the mighty Euro is worth thirty percent more than our dollar. By my calculation, over a three-week period of converting American greenbacks to Euros, I owe Italy a kidney. It’s like waking up one morning and realizing the money you worked so hard for was pilfered by a formula you are too stupid to understand.<br /><br />But maybe there is a hidden genius at work here. Maybe this IS our plan? We let the Euro gain strength and drive the American economy into the ground. Soon the Peso will be worth more as well. Then illegal immigrants will start going the other direction, sending some of that “Strong Mexican Money” back to their poor impoverished illegal American Families.<br /><br />I learned my lesson long ago. I make my money in the International markets. I sell snacks outside hash houses in Amsterdam. Euros only please.<br /><br />JPCJames P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-48631044063765715192007-09-25T16:18:00.000-07:002007-09-25T16:20:37.482-07:00Scent on the wings of devilsI can’t think of anything more repulsive than to be engulfed by someone else’s smell against my will. The greatest culprits are people who spastically splash on cologne like a fish on land gasping for water. I was stuck on an elevator for 28 floors with an odor best described as “rotten egg covered in dog crap inside the decaying flesh of a rancid corpse.” Heavy perfume is equally obnoxious. Nothing upsets me more than to walk out my door smelling like a man and within seconds hit an invisible cloud of old woman.<br /><br />Cologne is supposed to enhance your natural smell. It should catch the attention of a person walking by in a very subtle way. It is not designed to compensate for lack of personal hygiene, or access to a shower or extend the life of a dirty shirt. It is not Febreze. Excessive cologne is as lethal as second hand smoke. Heavy users should come with warning labels. “The Surgeon General believes YOUR smell will shorten the life of others.”<br /><br />People who wear too much cologne are oblivious to their crimes. They are murderers of personal space hiding behind the insanity defense. Here is a tip: look around you. If people’s eyes are bleeding you are wearing too much cologne. If flies pile up dead near you at a picnic table…too much cologne. If all of your friends have permanent squints on their faces as if they have just been awakened by smelling salts…too much cologne. <br /> <br />Help is but a search engine away. Every article I found online agreed: “less is more” when it comes to cologne. As in, the “less” you put on the “more” people will be able to stand close to you without feeling like they have been hit by pepper spray. So the next time you have a big night out and recklessly slap on handfuls of your fancy smell remember this: even people who fart apologize.<br /><br />JPCJames P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-83669748621632594752007-08-14T11:23:00.000-07:002007-08-20T15:44:42.033-07:00Elvis: How to stay dead despite the efforts of others<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lSNBWQvjsEw/RsoZSVRcFwI/AAAAAAAAAAU/WOsu-6NrlLo/s1600-h/Elvisjpc2.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lSNBWQvjsEw/RsoZSVRcFwI/AAAAAAAAAAU/WOsu-6NrlLo/s200/Elvisjpc2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5100917330689136386" /></a><br />This month marks the 30th Anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley. Of course, when I say “death” I am referring to his “continued death” as opposed to the “permanent death” the rest of us will experience. As Elvis Week in Memphis commences, the worshipers gather to wrestle him from the grave once again and watch the undead Elvis headline the “Greatest Show on Earth”. (Now owned by the same company that brings you “American Idol”) Each year the celebrations swell to colossal proportions to remind us that Elvis will never be forgotten. But there is a reason why Disneyland eventually buried the Captain EO attraction. Careers and people die.<br /><br />I am not suggesting for a second that the King of Rock and Roll should be forgotten. We’ve ALL had our Elvis moments. I’ve met Priscilla on the set of Naked Gun 33 1/3. I worked on an Elvis Impersonator documentary, where Korean Elvis and Alien Elvis discussed the legitimacy of “fake” sideburns. I have been to the Holy Graceland 3 times. I visited his birth home in Tupelo, only to be kicked out for trespassing by a polite yet brutally firm Southern docent. I have stood in the Palm Springs mansion bedroom where he and Ann Margaret had 1960’s sexy people sex. To get the feel of Elvis, I have prepared fried peanut butter banana sandwiches from his official cookbook and then choked on the idea of eating the chunky snack. I even own a jumpsuit and wig for those “perfect” social occasions.<br /><br />What I am saying is rein it in. Don’t let Elvis Week (with it’s fresh Corporate backing) become the gold standard for American Pop Icon Freak Show Extravaganza. At this rate singing monkeys in Elvis suits will become cliché’. Just take it down a few levels somewhere between Star Trek Convention and “my potato chip is shaped like Elvis”. You want to remember the King? Just look at your mother. To paraphrase Comedian Adam Ferrara, “My mother is at that age where women start to dress like Elvis. A lot of sequins, jumpsuit looking things, the hip is bad so she swivels when she walks and she spends a lot of time in Vegas!”<br /><br />So the next time your aging Mom whirls thru the door with her gyrating unstable pelvis, shimmering jumpsuit, WWF belt and oversized sunglasses…THAT is your Elvis moment.<br /><br />May the REAL Elvis finally rest in peace.<br /><br />JPCJames P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-51213511459537677452007-07-13T15:25:00.000-07:002007-08-23T09:05:43.407-07:00A Candidate for PresidentI am so tired of hearing Presidential hopefuls court voters by promising them everything, that I decided if I have to listen to another political suck-up preach to the masses…it might as well be me. That is why I am offering myself as a candidate for President of the United States. While other candidates will shamelessly fall back on their “credentials” or “experience”, or try to seduce you with their “knowledge” I will let my stand on the issues speak for themselves.<br /><br />ON CORPORATE DONORS: A Candidate should be free from Corporate Sponsorship with the exception of the ones willing to fund my campaign. Especially companies that specialize in adult ointments.<br /><br />ON HEALTH CARE: The only way we can fix the HealthCare system is by applying crippling pressure thru stiff competition. So the next time your HMO turns you down for a procedure, you say, “Fine. I’ll do it myself!”<br /><br />ON POLITICAL ABUSE: I say if a politician abuses the public trust for personal gain, we should be able to abuse the politician in public before they regain our personal trust. <br /><br />ON HOMELESSNESS AND STEM CELL RESEARCH: Yes.<br /><br />ON AMBIGUOUS STATEMENTS THAT MEAN NOTHING: I think that the real issue here is the failure of the average American to truly comprehend the injustice of the liberal platitudes that an exploratory committee is looking into to ensure that no stone is left unturned. A situation for which I accept full responsibility, but completely deny any involvement with.<br /> <br />ON RISING GAS PRICES: Gas prices can be easily reduced if we create a fuel out of something America has an endless supply of: the flesh of people who are constantly complaining about high gas prices.<br /><br />ON THE 2 PARTY SYSTEM: I propose we eliminate the Republican and Democratic Party and form 2 NEW parties; the RIGHT party and the WRONG party. Since most people already believe they belong to the RIGHT party - things should move smoothly.<br /><br />ON ELECTING A BLACK OR FEMALE PRESIDENT: If that is what the country wants I will utilize 100% of my resources to make that happen…as long as the operation doesn’t hurt me too much.<br /><br /><br /><br />See you in November ‘08<br />JPCJames P. Connollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11040937968257262948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3428303286907929680.post-5513528808293946722007-06-20T10:47:00.000-07:002007-06-20T14:24:57.731-07:00The American Driver: A TributeAs we start the beginning of driving season, I would like to salute our countries beloved motorists. Despite all the statistics and proof to the contrary... we remain the greatest drivers in the world. Not because we ARE… but because we THINK we are.<br /><br />So here’s to you American Driver:<br /><br />* With one hand on the wheel and one hand free to flip off anybody who doesn’t have the decency to anticipate your next move. Because talking on the cell phone, putting on make up and picking your nose at dangerous speeds is YOUR business…and which lane you may be headed into next is none of ours. <br /><br />* Because YOU saved the world once and now you’ve earned the right to drive 25 MPH in the fast lane even though your graying head can’t turn far enough around to see your shoulder.<br /><br />* When a fellow motorist crashes, you know the worst thing you can do is to complicate the situation by offering help or medical assistance. Better to get a good slow look at the wreck so you can text message as you drive by.<br /><br />* Because you realize that throwing cigarette butts out the window creates jobs for prisoners and illegal immigrants. And driving hybrid cars are for hippies and actors.<br /><br />* And you weren’t erratically changing lanes. You were testing your cars’ emergency response handling system. Won’t that come in handy the next time you have to get a donor heart to the hospital or dodge a helicopter attack from above?<br /><br />* Because you deeply believe that every American driver is created equal. That’s why you don’t let a little blue paint on the ground stop YOU from parking in front of those precious double doors.<br /><br />* And nobody straps you into your car. Because you know seatbelts are for sissies who are afraid to fly through a little windshield.<br /><br />So hit the highway Johnny Rebel. And when you get pulled over and told your breath smells like Old Milwaukee, you look that cop in the eye and say, “That’s just the flavor of my toothpaste!” Because you know that .08 is not a hard number…it’s a GUT feeling.<br /><br />Drive safely road warrior. And stay the hell away from me.James P. 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